The whole word is watchin' me,
As I light up the TV screen.
My life's a parade,
But I've got it made,
I hope everyone will see.

I want my ratings to go up,
I hope you all wish me luck.
I'll act like I care,
About you're welfare,
I'll pretend I'll stay in touch.

I want to be on your good side,
I've got no where else to hide,
Everything that you hear,
May not be sincere,
At least my voice is amplified.

I think my credability has gone away,
The colors on the television will turn gray,
I 'll make a living while I exploit everyone,
I never thought this way of life would be so fun.

Please come on to my talk show,
I'll share everything I know,
Please come on to my talk show,
I'll share everything I know.

Please come on to my talk show,
I'll share everything I know,
Please come on to my talk show,
I'll share everything I knoooo